WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno